American Women's Unrealistic Expectations

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American Women's Unrealistic Expectations

Post by outcastsuperstar » Mon Sep 13, 2010 12:12 am

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Why Guy's Can't Win

If you work too hard, there's never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring, repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring, repetitive job with low pay, you need to get off your butt and find something better.

If you get promoted ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets promoted ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks, it's harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

If you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.

If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a control freak.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she hates, that's manipulation.
If she asks you, it's a favor.

If you keep yourself in shape, you're self-centered.
If you don't, you're a slob.

If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.

If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious enough.

If she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore.

You know what's really weird? This was in the JOKES section!

Men can never win, can they?

"Because of Feminism, a man's paycheck isn't enough to feed a family.

Because of MGTOW, it no longer has to"

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