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by MarkyMark
Sat Jun 18, 2011 12:16 pm
Forum: Best of Happy Bachelors
Topic: Why are some men so weak???
Replies: 7
Views: 11110

Re: Why are some men so weak???

In many places, if a man and woman have lived together longer than the stipulated time, they're viewed as if they were husband and wife. This is done under the guise of giving cohabiting women the same 'rights' (read the same power to destroy a man) as married women...
by MarkyMark
Sun Jun 12, 2011 12:06 am
Forum: Best of Happy Bachelors
Topic: wife said "NO HD TV AT ALL" to husband
Replies: 22
Views: 12688

Re: wife said "NO HD TV AT ALL" to husband

Reminds me of when I bought a nice cell phone many years ago. My ex would tell me that only a business man deserved such a phone. Same thing with my pickup truck. Out came the shaming language about how I didn't deserve it. A couple years later, I showed her how she didn't deserve me. WITH A DIVORC...
by MarkyMark
Sun Apr 10, 2011 1:13 pm
Forum: Best of Happy Bachelors
Topic: Hazardous Materials Datasheet For Women
Replies: 2
Views: 3742

Hazardous Materials Datasheet For Women

Even if it's been around for years, this is the first time I've seen the MSDS for women. This is GOOD STUFF! I think I'll run it on my blog...
by MarkyMark
Mon Feb 28, 2011 9:03 pm
Forum: Best of Happy Bachelors
Topic: An annoying interruption
Replies: 84
Views: 18385

An annoying interruption

[quote]Chris, there is an old saying from a Jack Leg preacher who I encountered when I was young and working at a summer job. Keep playing pussy, and you're going to get fucked. Rather than messing with these women's minds, just have nothing to do with them. In general, nothing good comes from incor...
by MarkyMark
Mon Feb 21, 2011 9:30 pm
Forum: Best of Happy Bachelors
Topic: An annoying interruption
Replies: 84
Views: 18385

An annoying interruption

CIO,

That was Gold, brother! Posted both on the blog a few minute ago...

MarkyMark
by MarkyMark
Sat Feb 19, 2011 5:58 pm
Forum: Best of Happy Bachelors
Topic: Women and their attendance records at work...
Replies: 21
Views: 5165

Women and their attendance records at work...

PS, Whatever you do, do NOT take the fall for these bitches! Please, please, please pursue remedies that will allow you to FIRE (or, as you say across the pond, sack) them. Again, no one else will take the fall but you. Secondly, there's a matter of principle here; if you are paid for X amount of wo...
by MarkyMark
Fri Feb 18, 2011 9:18 pm
Forum: Best of Happy Bachelors
Topic: Women and their attendance records at work...
Replies: 21
Views: 5165

Women and their attendance records at work...

PS, Can you enlist the help of your superiors? You know, the ones who expect you and your division to meet its targets? If so, how about FIRING some of these bitches? Their salaries are paid courtesy of the tax payers; it's only fair that they get their money's worth. Also, why should YOU take the f...
by MarkyMark
Tue Feb 15, 2011 9:49 pm
Forum: Best of Happy Bachelors
Topic: An annoying interruption
Replies: 84
Views: 18385

An annoying interruption

Chris,

I just posted this on my blog too. That was too good to leave buried in here. That was great!

MarkyMark
by MarkyMark
Mon Feb 14, 2011 5:51 am
Forum: Best of Happy Bachelors
Topic: An annoying interruption
Replies: 84
Views: 18385

An annoying interruption

CIO,

You cracked me up, Dude! I'm going to run that on the blog soon as I get the chance... :)

MarkyMark
by MarkyMark
Sun Jan 23, 2011 8:59 pm
Forum: Best of Happy Bachelors
Topic: Poor little limp me....
Replies: 16
Views: 3675

Poor little limp me....

[quote]All women seem to think that men are retards that don't have great taste, but need women to tell them how to style their home, what to wear, how to act and what to do. They overinflate their importance. In actual fact, men can do pretty well on their own. Leave us on an island like Robinsion ...
by MarkyMark
Sun Jan 23, 2011 8:56 pm
Forum: Best of Happy Bachelors
Topic: I'm fated to always be right......(apparently)
Replies: 16
Views: 4776

I'm fated to always be right......(apparently)

Chris, You should be able to just log in using your old name and password; that'll be stored on the forum server. What will happen is that your machine will no longer 'remember' these, since this was wiped out in your reinstallation. I sometimes run different distros of Linux; when I'm not running t...
by MarkyMark
Sat Dec 18, 2010 4:16 pm
Forum: Best of Happy Bachelors
Topic: An example of why we exist
Replies: 21
Views: 4117

An example of why we exist

They call 'em BMWs (Big Military Wives) for a reason-ha!
by MarkyMark
Fri Oct 08, 2010 10:05 pm
Forum: Best of Happy Bachelors
Topic: "No wonder you're single"
Replies: 46
Views: 18596

"No wonder you're single"

Prodigal Son,

That was so good that I ran it on my blog. That was POWERFUL stuff...

MarkyMark
by MarkyMark
Sat Sep 25, 2010 9:19 pm
Forum: Best of Happy Bachelors
Topic: Before and After Photos of Young Women...
Replies: 28
Views: 5348

Before and After Photos of Young Women...

Guys,

That second pic of the second set (the one with the young hottie in the burgundy dress) resembles one of my neighbors now! Like the gal in the pic, my neighbor is fat and ugly now. She may have looked like that hottie in the burgundy dress at one time-wow...

MarkyMark
by MarkyMark
Sat Sep 25, 2010 7:36 pm
Forum: Best of Happy Bachelors
Topic: Before and After Photos of Young Women...
Replies: 28
Views: 5348

Before and After Photos of Young Women...

Anyone remember how much OLDER Barbara Bush looked than her husband, George H.W. Bush, our 41st president? She looked like a grandmother, while President Bush still looked good for a man his age...
by MarkyMark
Sun Sep 19, 2010 12:48 pm
Forum: Best of Happy Bachelors
Topic: What ever happened to the "girl next door"
Replies: 17
Views: 6064

What ever happened to the "girl next door"

[quote]I think the problem with chasing women is that when you catch them, your the one that falls in the trap.[/quote]

Ka-ka-kaboom! Extraycrom DRILLS another one!
by MarkyMark
Sun Sep 19, 2010 3:51 am
Forum: Best of Happy Bachelors
Topic: If you just wait..........
Replies: 21
Views: 5889

If you just wait..........

[quote]Fellers; Well, today I got the privilege of meeting The Brute. Holy Shit. I was tending my roses out front, and up walked this monster of a woman. She had biceps bigger than mine, and I'm no weakling. She introduced herself, and shook my hand. Ditto on the Holy shit. Talk about a strong grip....
by MarkyMark
Sat Sep 18, 2010 5:00 pm
Forum: Best of Happy Bachelors
Topic: A pain in the posterior
Replies: 11
Views: 3939

A pain in the posterior

Chris,

That post was so good that I ran it on the blog. Good stuff, sir!

MarkyMark
by MarkyMark
Thu Aug 19, 2010 4:47 am
Forum: Best of Happy Bachelors
Topic: Men unable to buy things without asking wife
Replies: 21
Views: 6122

Men unable to buy things without asking wife

Guys,

I remember reading an article about boats and boat shows some years ago. I remember one, telling line from the piece: salesmen quoted in the piece said that, if they didn't sell to the WOMAN, they didn't make the sale...

MarkyMark
by MarkyMark
Sun Jul 11, 2010 7:58 pm
Forum: Best of Happy Bachelors
Topic: What good are today's young women.
Replies: 17
Views: 2703

What good are today's young women.

[quote]"Toxic waste dump." That's it in a nutshell. It's just a filthy hole, boys, and a smelly one at that. You've got 'x' number of days to spend on this rock of ours. Do you want to spend it being attached to a nasty hole? I should think not. Christopher in Oregon [/quote] Ka-ka-kaboom! CIO DRILL...
by MarkyMark
Sun Jul 11, 2010 12:26 am
Forum: Best of Happy Bachelors
Topic: The Rough Guide to Single Moms
Replies: 74
Views: 10758

The Rough Guide to Single Moms

[quote]I just say this about single moms: why would you want some punk's sloppy seconds? All a man needs to do is think about how many loads of cum have been dumped in those stink holes. Gross! [/quote]

That about sums it up...
by MarkyMark
Sun Jun 13, 2010 7:15 pm
Forum: Best of Happy Bachelors
Topic: Confessions of a Bank Clerk
Replies: 18
Views: 5634

Confessions of a Bank Clerk

[quote]That's the only reason they work at a bank. The look of contempt you get when you have $200 in your account is priceless.

They judge people by the size of their balance.[/quote]

QFT
by MarkyMark
Sat May 22, 2010 9:13 am
Forum: Best of Happy Bachelors
Topic: Yet another "I told ya so..."
Replies: 50
Views: 9565

Yet another "I told ya so..."

Chris, If you can, refer him to Hawaiian Libertarian's page; perhaps if this guy uses some 'game' techniques on his wife, he can turn things around. HL was in the same spot, and he credits 'game' with saving his marriage. He said that he learned how to handle the inevitable tests women will throw at...
by MarkyMark
Mon May 03, 2010 2:20 am
Forum: Best of Happy Bachelors
Topic: Another "Breeder" bites the dust...
Replies: 12
Views: 4408

Another "Breeder" bites the dust...

Yeah, Chris, stop being so cynical!
by MarkyMark
Sat Apr 24, 2010 7:51 pm
Forum: Best of Happy Bachelors
Topic: Har-har-hardy-har! (My bad)
Replies: 14
Views: 3801

Har-har-hardy-har! (My bad)

Chris, I make about 40%-45% or so what your neighbor makes. Since I only have me and my cat, I too have more discretionary income than your six figure neighbor does, hehehehe. BTW, when I get my mortgage soon, it'll be less than HALF of what his is-ha! The perks of being a bachelor... :) MarkyMark